when your penis is extremely big and someone yells out beetle juice, he appears and all he do all day long is sit there and fuk
Van: Dirty Van Other: BEETLEJUICE Van: Gets fucked by Beetlejuice
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When a man and a woman engage in anal sex, then the man takes his penis out and smacks the woman on each side of the face giving her fecal sideburns so she looks like Martin Van Buren.
Post anal sex, the man pulled out, slapped her each side of the face with his dick giving her a dirty van buren.
The act of sticking both index fingers, while listening to Beethoven and drawing a crazy masterpiece all over her face or back.
I was waiting for him ejaculate when he surprised me with a Dirty Van Gogh.
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