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The act of not showering for a week and then banging a chick.
Mike: Do you think I can hook up with that chick? I haven't showered in a week!
Larry: Hell yeah, you can Dirty Allen that skank!
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Medical and nursing reference for when a colonoscope, or equally dirty instrument, inadvertently makes contact with someone's face. Not specifically the upper lip as in a dirty sanchez, but preferably.
As the Doctor removed the colonoscope, the rather inquisitive nurse was rewarded with a dirty Allen.
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A large group of workers pin down a coworker who has been housin while lacking the authority to do so and the worker asks his "homeboys" not to fuck with him because he is a crazy badass pimp. The coworkers then piss and shit all over him and allow a homosexual colleague to fuck his asshole.
Jon: hey bitch go clean the fucking toilet.
Aaron: fuck you I'm tired of your shit don't make us dirty allen you.
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Named for Seattle basketball's Ray Allen's Long shot accuracy, the Dirty Ray Allen is performed during anal sex, the male will at the point of orgasm withdraw, grab the hair of the receiver and shoot his ejaculate from long distance into the waiting mouth of the recipient followed by placing his penis immediately in their mouth making him the 'Baller of the Week'.*
*An authentic Dirty Ray Allen is done while dressed in a SuperSonics jersey.
"Yo dawg, I skied from 3 point land and Dirty Ray Allen'd that bitch!"
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That one guy who was blessed with ability to detect the school shooter vibe within your local church
Yo it’s uh Dirty Allen we better shun em
The man pro-life Authoritarian Pseudo-Christians are really praying to
Bahh GG you’re praying to dirty Allen broh, not Jesus lol