dirty car wash

A sex move that is like no other. I, Carwash7576, am inventing a sex move. Kinda like a gang bang, but not really. There has to be 3 people there, at least 2 males. One male on the left side, one male on the right side, and they both jerk off at the same time in a speed test, and the third person is waiting for them to orgasm while doing their own thing. When the 2 males are about to orgasm, the third person runs in the middle, and gets a “dirty car wash” the person running in the middle, has to go back and forth between sucking on the dicks after the initial carwash. When the 3rd person is sucking on the dick, the other dick goes inside. It ends by putting your clothes on, walking out, and acting like it never happened. After the dirty car wash takes place, it’s never spoken of again, and you will never be the same. Ever.

Girl one: “Ew. Why do you smell so bad?”
Girl two: “I’m not really supposed to talk about it, but I did a Dirty Car Wash with Kyle and Chad.”
Girl one: “Oh shit. No wonder you smell like fish.”
Girl two: “What the fuck? The Dirty Car Wash is the best thing i’ve ever done!”
Random girl: “The fucking what?”

Dirty Car Wash

The act of a woman using her her ass cheeks to stimulate an erection and seeing it through completion on her lower Lombard region.

Origin: old Norse/cleveland

That girl gave me the best dirty car wash south of the Mason-Dixon.