Dirty Chavez

To wipe the sweat away from ones testicles and then wipe the very same hand across the face of another individual.

I told Jorge if he kept it up he would get a Dirty Chavez, so when he wasn't looking I reached up my shorts and then got him before he left for his new job in Oklahoma City.

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Dirty Chavez

When you place a smudge of poop in the center of your forehead.

Lornas mole looks like a Dirty Chavez.

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Dirty Chavez

The lesbian version of a Dirty Sanchez - avec Dildo, sans live penis.

After analy pleasuring her partner, Kris had difficulty unstrapping her appendage to complete the act of a Dirty Chavez.

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dirty chavez

While performing sex in the doggy style position,you cram a finger up her rectum then smear her upper lip with it

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dirty chavez

When your Choad (the region between your ass and scrotum) is stinky sweaty, you wipe it with your finger and slide across an unsuspecting person's upper lip.

Dude I totally gave your mom a Dirty Chavez after she passed out!!!

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dirty chavez

Walk into a business and shit your pants, letting some run down your pant leg to the floor.

The bank hit me with an nsf fee so I left them a dirty chavez.

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