put both hands in the form of a gun and put both index fingers in the butthole and vagina and alternate between the two repetitivly
"hey do you want a dirty cowboy"
41π 17π
Cowboy chases his Cowgirl around the house backwards with his hairy ass yelling Dirty Cowboy.
While inside your house, a cowboy (with hat on) unexpectedly yells Dirty Cowboy and walks/runs backwards with his pants down. Chasing her with his hairy ass, while she screams and runs away. The Dirty Cowboy must corner the Cowgirl (kitchen is good place)and rub his hairy ass on her as she screams. Some Dirty Cowboys like to yell, 'can you smell that' or 'did you hear that', but that is optional. Beware of the wet finger!
4π 37π
being in possession of a handgun and using it as a toy during foreplay with the victimβs acquiescence and request for it to be used in that manner
A woman accused in the shooting death of her common-law husband told police her gun accidentally fired while they were playing a game of βdirty cowboyβ during sexual foreplay.
56π 33π
when a male is chewing tobacco and spits the tobacco juice between a females tits and then begins to tit fuck her. The male then cums on her face, after orgasm the male then spits his tobacco juices on her face.
I was tit fucking this bitch with big ol titties and i had a dip in my mouth at the time, i had no lube so i used my dip spit and the dirty cowboy worked great. I didn't even have to light up a smoke after sex.
46π 69π
When your significant other has a dip in, and you proceed to ejaculate into there mouth. The one receiving the sperm then shows both the chew and sperm mixing into a warm stew. After a few seconds of basking, they swallow all the sperm and chew.
for my birthday, my wife performed the dirty cowboy retainer.
8π 7π
Similar to the standard Porcelain Cowboy only you are slamming the drunk/puking chick in the ass while her head is hovering above the toilet.
Kari was hammered and had to puke. I helped her to the washroom like a gentleman but couldn't resist sliding in that ass that was just staring at me while she was bent over hurling. She seemed to be really digging it until the dry heaves started. I almost popped out a couple times during that but stayed on for the 8 count . It was the 1st time either of us had pulled off the Dirty Porcelain Cowboy