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When you are having sex with a girl and two minutes into it she starts to cry and says it hurts.
Had sex with a dirty danee last night it was awful
When a man pulls a dirty dane, he admits that he is secretly a whore for fictional characters. Specifically, Dio Brando. This man is more likely than not, gay, or homosexual.
I’m really sorry.....but I’ve been pulling dirty Danes for years now....I’m actually gay and can’t be your boyfriend anymore.
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