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when you shove rabbits up your vagina to convince your doctor that you’re giving birth to rabbits.
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when a guy is going down on a chick and she farts, and his chest hair waves from the breeze.
I was on this date last night, and this chick totally gave me a dirty donna.
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A girl who suppresses her sexual desires in order to live up to conservative ideals of Western society; if attempting to hook up with, give up after five minutes because it ain't happening (ask Big Ben)
Guy at bar: hey baby, you wanna head on out to my place?
Girl: No, I'm going to stay here and covet my vagina like it's a sacred artifact sent from Christ.
Guy: Fuck you then, you cunt-ass dirty donna!
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3 in the pink, 1 in the stink.
Man, I was out with your mom last night and pulled the Dirty Donna on her. She squealed like a pig till I stuck my wang in her and she had an orgasm.
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