dirty el camino

The act of pouring cherry NyQuil into your vagina. Then, you sit on your step-sibling’s face while whistling La Bamba. Usually done in a Mexican cantina in Minnesota. If it’s done outside of Minnesota, it’s known as a sparkling Kia Sedona.

“Hey, sis. I have a little tickle in my throat. Would you mind giving me a quick dirty El Camino while we are at this authentic Mexican Cantina in Minnesota? If you wouldn’t mind sharting a wild cherry Luden’s cough drop into my mouth afterwards, I would really appreciate it. I think I am coming down with a little cold.