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Dirty Hernandez

Similar to the Dirty Sanchez only instead of sticking a finger in the woman’s anus while fucking her doggiestyle, you stick your finger in your own ass and apply a mustache with your own feces.

In order to make sure he was hipster compliant for Movember, he decided to become Dirty Hernandez and give his partner a fecal matter mustache to show off to their friends.

by Bizz Jizz August 4, 2018

12πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Dirty Hernandez

When the man gives oral sex to the female while in her bleedy days, and come out with a "ranchero" looking red scaby mustache

That time at the beach, Adrian gave her a dirty hernandez

by John Salchichon Rambo April 16, 2008

29πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Dirty Hernandez

The act, between two people, in which on person removes the others shoes with his/her mouth, eats his/her socks, defecates on his/her feet, then laps it up. Typically a sexual act.

"Oh god I feel so much better after that Dirty Hernandez last night, my feet have never felt that clean before.

by Holeman Copkins May 20, 2010

6πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


dirty hernandez

when you drop feces into a partners mouth, they chew it up until it becomes poop juice, they gargle to break up any remaining solid. Then spits it on the partners face like "BLAHHHH!!!" and then you 69 long time.

1.eric, turn that shit down you dirty hernandez.
2.dude, seriously, i was soo drunk i gave a cow a dirty hernandez.

by Dylan ADam Dolphin January 13, 2005

21πŸ‘ 42πŸ‘Ž


Dirty Hernandez

The act of giving head whilst drinking Bepsi

Alexia just pulled off a Dirty Hernandez in the back room

by NakedInTheSauce June 7, 2017