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A really tall girl with a overgrown face, about 40 teeth all cramed in to her mouth.
Also sporting a gammy leg, so she walks about like a old decripted Horse.
Sometimes they like to neigh..., when laughing
And would take any guy they could get their hooves on.
John: look at the state of that Dirty Horse at the bar, make's me feel sick!
Mike: Errr... i can see her teeth from here.
John: look's like she trying to get her hooves on Martin aswell hahah...
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When a dirty ass slut gets tired of all the niggers big ass cocks she results in fucking a horse that has a 2ft cock that comes out her throat when the horse thrusts and leaves her vagina looser than a gay mans asshole in hollywood.
Guy 1: Dude my gf just broke up with me.
Guy 2: Oh I knew it was her fucking that horse on the side of the road!
Guy 1: Fucking dirty horse cock fucker!!
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well just an old rocking horse that you sit on and just rock back and forth and by then by turning it on it side, now that the person is warmed up and streched, the horse handles are inserted any way you want it anal or vaginal, it is generally used as a fat girls or guys plaything or love friend, after wards you suck the handles to get all juices and fecal matter off, so the tail is to wipe your ass and the smell keeps your friends and family away so you can enjoy the investment you have earned horse, fat chick, boyfriend,girlfriend, lovehorse
Damn, my rocking horse with a straw tail was sold to a fat chick for a long lasting love relationship. I am going to miss the long 23 hour riding days.
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the act of snorting baking soda off of a man's penis.
"Hey, how did he die?"
"He did a dirty sea horse."