dirty humping

Any non-penetrative sex act involving all three of the following components: hygienic, moral, and ritual uncleanness. In conclusion, dirty humping.

Mario: "Hey, I heard you dryhumped a defrocked priest last night without bathing after promising me you wouldn't."

Josephine: "Yeah, I guess I was immoral, unhygienic, and ritually impure. I sure do love dirty humping."

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Dirty Hump Nuts

After a night of straight banging, your ball sack has a sticky crust of dried semen and vaginal secretion on it.

your at the breakfast table after a night of good scroggin talking to your house mate:

"hey dude, what did you get into last night?"

"I'm not sure, its kind of a blur."

you itch your ball sack

"oh man!"

"what dude?"

"Oh shit, I got dirty hump nuts."

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