When you smoke alot of meth and become a drug lord / pimp that has vary bad OCD
I woke up in Mexico like I had a dirty Jean
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Used tissues that were used for masterbating
My mom found my dirty jeans in your room, it was quite awkward and embarrassing
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When a guy cums on two buns and slaps them onto your arse so they stick before eating you out.
It was a great night after he did a dirty Jean-Claude on me
When the IRA came to your door to do a kneecapping, they'd tell the person to get their dirty jeans on so they wouldn't ruin a clean pair.
IRA: Get your dirty jeans on
MAN: Shit
IRA: Looks like we're good to go.
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