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dirty keto

Ben Wa balls that are made from Avocado pits to fully embrace the Keto lifestyle

Aly - I am feeling the best I have felt in my life since starting Keto
Tony - Has it taken over your ENTIRE life, or just your diet?
Aly - Everything I embrace with it has been made 100% better, you should see how strong and tone my lady bits are since starting dirty keto as well.
Tony - That makes sense, superfoods make super vag

by Brekke26 March 24, 2018

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Dirty Keto

It’s a Dirty Sanchez but performed on a vegan

Last night he gave me a Dirty Keto, did I mention I am a vegan?

by Sludvigs July 30, 2022


Dirty keto

When you use coconut oil as lube and an avacado as a ball gag while two guys destroy both of your holes.

Beaver: I ran out of avacados so my date couldn’t even give me a dirty keto

by That_little_mexican_boy January 18, 2019