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To straddle someone, give them the fuck me eyes and then kiss them. Strictly in that order
“Ugh he’s not giving me enough attention, I might try the dirty Kim soon”
“Dude that girl is so kinky! I bet she’s done the dirty Kim”
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When you have sex with a girl and then get head from her sister, right after.
Got a dirty Kim last night and slept like a baby .
When some guy named Kim fucking drinks milk while brushing his dogs hairy uh ears?
My friends is doing a dirty Kim 😬
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When a vegan girl with bright neon hair, tattoos, and piercings finally snaps and rams her truck into any vehicle not doing the speed limit, not turning red on right, not moving to the right lane for faster vehicles, slowing down to 30 miles below the speed limit when seeing a cop on the side of the road who has already pulled over someone else and is obviously busy, or is generally a fucktard driver causing massive traffic delays.
Orlando traffic is making me want to do a Dirty Kim.
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When you cook hot ramyun invite a girl over and get her naked and throw it on her face. While she is screaming you take a hit on her chest.
Hey bro my girl was pretty pissed last night we tried the dirty hee kim now I might be going to jail.
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