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This is performed when the man takes Lance brand crackers and puts them in the vagina until he can't fit anymore, then she sits on his face and he pleasures her while simultaneously eating the crackers, this act is only completed after every cracker is consumed, but he had better hurry cause the crackers get soggy after to long
I couldn't decide what I wanted to do first eat or have sex so I just performed a Dirty Lance
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When you beat a woman after sex then go to jail for domestic abuse. You then get get kicked out jail because you keep wanting to suck inmates cocks.
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A Dirty Lance is when you go to New York to adopt a rat found in the trash, then make it suck your clit/dick
I'm going to New York since I want a Dirty Lance