dirty lie

When you are absolutely wrong about a statement that you catch yourself making.

Chick-fil-A should be open, let's go!
Oh wait, no that's a dirty lie it's Sunday.

lieing dirty whore

Skaink, skainkaroo, whorelaslut, a heartless girlfriend, a lieing cheating deceiving manipulating theif of a man's heart.

Bob: hey hey dick saw your girl last night she's a busy girl.
Dick: honey where did you go last night
Lieing dirty whore: no where just to dreamland thinking of you.