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dirty marvin

An exceptionally unclean individual known to posess a pungent aroma similar to the combined smell of baked ham and egg salad. They perform no function in society but yet feel a strong sense of entitlement. In most cases(not all) your typical dirty marvin has grown so fat they have lost the ability to wipe their own ass thus contributing to the smell. A dirty marvin can be a male or female of any race, as long as they meet the criteria mentioned above.

While at Walmarts today you wouldnt believe how many dirty marvins I saw. Must've been benefits day!

by Devilned July 21, 2011

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Dirty Marvin

Usually involves 2 people (male-male female-female male-female) where one person pours vodka into the ass of the other person then proceeds to eat their ass then kiss them. The other person does the same. Repeat as many times as necessary for both people to get drunk

Some variations are the Russian Slow Dance or the Cuban Fudge Tornado

Person 1: hey man wanna do a dirty marvin?
Person 2: what the fuck

Person 1: damn bro I did a dirty Marvin with Edna last night!
Person 2: thatโ€™s cool but have you ever tried a Russian Slow Dance?

by Iwearsocks December 5, 2023