The sexual act of inserting musical instruments into a sexual partner, usually the subjects anus. Named after the composer and sexual fiend Mozart.
I was banging this guitar playing chick, she let me Dirty Mozart her guitar.
1π 1π
While your girlfriend is saucin up the piano mad hard then you cum in her ass, then she "acciedntly" shits all over the pianoππΏππ»
I pulled out my willy and stuffed her ass, then she stood on the piano, popped a squat, and now the instructor is curious if she got hit with a dirty mozart