dirty Paloma

When it comes up to the bed your imagination is off to the limits, you're kinky and nasty as shit need to calm down. Are you having sex or in a fight? It only gives you fuckboys or weirdos who doesn't cuddle after dominate you. Check your daddy issues tho

-Are you gonna come to the party?
-Maybe latter, first Im gonna get some dirty Paloma's meet

dirty paloma

dirty paloma is a complicated and very complex sexual experience. it includes an intense massage, then all angle penetration.

A dirty paloma initially involves a back massage then quickly devolves with the introduction of Smucker's Goober peanut butter and jelly mix being spread in the nether regions. Two slices of bread are then brought out, and cupping the buttocks and genitals in either slice, the partner screams, "IM A GOOFY GOOBER" at the top of their lungs, until the peanut better and jelly partner cums. It's like basically bdsm.

hahahhaah just had an awwweeesome dirty paloma with ralph. pbsm indeed dawg.