Using a gently warmed Gregg's Steak Bake as an ersatz fleshlight
I ordered two steak bakes from Gregg's; one for eating, and one for a dirty pasty.
To be wrapped up in a quilt whilst masturbating
She was thumbing herself like crazy in the quilt like a Dixon dirty pasty
dirty shoes // shoes that are ladgin
no.1; " what on earth is she wearing on her feet?"
no.2;" dirty pasties, they are innit"