A sexual act in which you do doggystyle up against a wall, before you climax you pull out and ram your dick into the girl's ass as hard as you can, she'll scream and climb the wall like a spider.
Guy 1: "Dude I totally dirty spidered her last night!"
Guy 2 "Oh that's why she can't walk properly today"
17π 7π
a sexual act, during oral stimulation of the male genitalia, the male blows his proverbial "LOAD" in the the females or males mouth, as this occures the 2nd party hickups cause the spermanazoa expellig out of the nasal cavity.
dirty spider all over my face......awesome!!!!!
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when someone is sleeping, you put your ass in their face as to tickle their nose with your taint hair.
yo, i just dirty spider'd youre bitch last night.
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To masturbate while wearing a pair of worn unwashed panties over your head, with the gusset over the nose - so you can inhale all the heavenly glory.
Correct positioning of the leg holes either side of the eyes enables visual stimulation to be used as desired.
If the panties are heavily soiled with anus debris the act becomes known as a βSmelly Venomβ.
Uncle Albert was in trouble with Rodney when he accidentally washed a pair of Cassandras knickers Rodney had been saving to have a βDirty Spider-Manβ with.
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