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When a woman shares her vibrator with another woman without cleaning it.
Sharon was so horny i gave her a dirty tesla, I hadn't cleaned my vibrator in a month
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When you're in the park having sex with your girl and right before you cum you pull out and shoot your jizz on a bird. Then the bird flies around the city leaving traces of your cum everywhere it lands.
I nailed a Dirty Tesla this morning so if you go outside, don't touch anything.