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when you havent taken a shower in a week and are dirty and gross
the fuck did you expect? a hardcore bdsm reference? you need carl.
what a dirty tobi
This is when you go on vacation in Puerto Rico after a major hurricane and think you can just eat and drink anything you want, such as Beer bongs, Funyuns, Bimbo cookies, and Shrimp Fofongos, until you get explosive diarrhea, then the water goes out so you can't use the toilet and you destroy the motel carpets.
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After a night of drinking on a Spanish island, your brother pulled a Dirty Toby
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when a dude pulls out and cums in a fella dude ear-canal and afterwards sucks it out at spits in in the face of a animal of his choice.
You: damn u should see my hamster, I pulled at dirty toby last night
Dude: thats gay
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The act of violently shoving your balls into a cold bowl of jello, and then feeding it to a significant other.
Wow!I just had a dirty toby with my ex AND my girlfriend!