dirty witchcraft

When a guy is doing a girl in the butt, cums inside, and then she tries to shit. When only shit comes out she yells, "WITCHCRAFT!" The male sticks her to a cross and lights her on fire.

Dumbass: Dude I totally just pulled a dirty witchcraft with Susan yesterday.
Friend: Dude...that was my sister...
Dumbass: Yeah it smelled like shit with the burning corpse after though...
Friend: ...*goes to counselling for 3 years.*

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