Disco Vietnam

.verb;
1. A state of dancing deadlock.
2. A situation where neither party in a dance off can gain an advantage.
3. A painstaking draw or stalemate.

Tom: Damn dude, what took you so long to get here?
Mike: Well, you know how Katie has been gaining a few pounds since we started going out?
Tom: Yeah, so how did that make you late?
Mike: Well she's been in denial about her new found fatness. She tried to ram her ass into her skinny jeans and got stuck. She was doing a dance to try and get them back off for fifteen minutes, it was like a disco vietnam.
Tom: Guess that would explain the hoodie.