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discrepancy

Lack of agreement; inconsistancy.

The obvious discrepancy amongst the group deterred them from making a quick decision.

by Larstait November 8, 2003

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discrepancy

Divergence or disagreement, as between facts or claims; difference.

Jamal: Check out this Quarter O I bought from my dealer!
Carter: Aye nigga this is one big ass discrepancy, you got shorted.

by Tomi OHh! August 7, 2005

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discrepancies

Multiple of discrepancy.

There are several discrepancies between the fixed asset register (up to 2nd of May, 2004) and the fixed asset callings as at May 1, 2004.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

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Discrepancy

When someone is both discrete and a pansy.

That guy is such a total discrepancy.

by Giantbob November 8, 2010

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Anal Discrepancy

Having a lack of compatibility or similarity when having anal sex with two or more people, animals, and or objects.

There was a large anal discrepancy between Jane and Phil.

When having sex with my farm animals I tend to have an anal discrepancy towards the chickens.

A computer input cord had an anal discrepancy with my MacBook Pro.

There is anal discrepancies between my my mother, aunt, and girlfriend.

by TN/GC April 15, 2011

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Memo Discrepancy

When someone makes statements about their accounts that are complete lies but, because you can’t say that in the notes or to the customer, you have to call it a memo discrepancy.

“This bitch says called the other day and that she’d gotten some rep to wave her fees but she never called in once. Can I say she’s a lying whore in the memos?”
“No, just say it’s a memo discrepancy and then specify what didn’t match up. Otherwise you’ll get your ass in trouble.”

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008


paternal discrepancy

the official term for a situation where a man is unknowingly raising another man's child

Patrick Connaro, a 42-year-old robotics engineer living in Colorado Springs, was sitting in the bleachers one warm Saturday afternoon in 2003, watching his son’s Little League game, when the ground opened beneath him.

“My little boy was there, he was up at bat, and I started yelling for him, ‘Go Matthew! Knock it out of the park!’ And another man started screaming for Matthew. Louder than me. I looked over, and I looked at him, and I was like, Who is this guy? And I looked at my son, and I looked at him … and they were identical.”

After the ball game, Connaro ordered a paternity test. The results came back 2 weeks later. “I opened up the letter from Labcorp, and it said, ‘ … 99.9 percent chance you are not the biological father of this child.’ I started crying. My head started spinning.”

Connaro admits that the possibility had crossed his mind before, given his son’s dissimilar facial features, but each time he questioned his wife about it, she vehemently denied the suggestion. Even when he showed her the test results, she still denied it. “She said, ‘You forged this,’ ” Connaro recalls, shaking his head in amazement.

Some call this paternity fraud. But a more accurate term is "paternal discrepancy." Paternity fraud emphasizes the financial aspect of the phenomenon, but paternal discrepancy (PD) describes the anomaly itself--the disconnect between what men think is true and the genetic reality. And research shows that it's a lot more common than we might believe.

by spreading knowledge January 5, 2013