Djeez

TheDutchJesus. Recognizable by his flaming red clogs, leopard print bikini briefs, tube socks, ski goggles and blue football helmet. May be heard issuing a hearty "Hoi hoi hoi!" As the Dutch are so limited for space, he fills several roles, acting as a tooth fairy, Santa Claus and patron saint of hydroponic grow-ops.

"Oma! Oma! Djeez took my teeth last night! I got a bunch of Maasdammer cheese under my pillow!"

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