DMOD

Acronym: Dick Move Of the Day (DMOD). The dick move made during the day that can one cannot be held responsible for as it is a healthy part of of an effective stress reduction lifestyle. The DMOD, if expressed in the virtual word, must be succeeded by a giant smile face, :D, as a reminder to the one conducting the DMOD that a DMOD is in jest and not to be abused. Essentially, one must respect the DMOD.

Person A: "Does Karen like the new giant cheez-its?"
Person B: "She said she only likes the small ones."
Person A: "You mean like your genitals?"
Person B: "I'll take that as your DMOD. Douche."