do it in the mud

anal sex

Her: "Don't put your thing in me, I'm still a virgin!"
Him: "Okay... wanna do it in the mud instead?"

Adam: "Hey there you - I was thinking we'd do it in the mud tonight."
Steve: "Ooh that'd be lovely, I'll wash extra well back there!"

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do it in the mud

Having sex with a girl on her period.

Did you get any? No, she was ragging it.
What, you don't do it in the mud?

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