does it for me

To be attracted to or have general appreciation for anothers appearence.

Phil Sukys just does it for me (catherine salm)

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Does Pi Love Me?

When you are mathematically tickled why you have been experiencing an aha! on or about the number π pretty frequently recently—for no logical or valid reasons, it is as if pi seems to be infatuated with you.

Besides coming up with a few sexy proofs on some pi-related theorems, I spotted my birthdate and my cellphone number 31,415 digits apart among the first ten thousand digits in the decimal number pi. Sounds like a sign from on high that makes me wonder: “Does Pi love me?”

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Does this make me look fat?

Girl asking her boyfriend/husband if he likes her looks. No right answer can possibly come of this. Usually followed by screaming or noise as hand/fist/foot connects with husband/boyfriend's body part.

Does this dress make me look fat, dear?
I don't think it's the dress, honey.
*SLAP*

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in what world does this hit me

A phrase you use when something in a game hit you when it clearly didn't.

Can be used with the parasite word "like" in front and "man" at the end

Tod: *plays league"
Tod: *gets hit by Jinx's rocket"
Tod: Like in what world does this hit me man are you fucking mental, this game sucks, and what is my bot lane doing

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Why does nobody love me

No Love

Josh: Why does nobody love me
Google: Wait, what am I supposed to say

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my mom does not love me

Ha u lonely.

Hey mom do u love me
No
my mom does not love me

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Does this make me look fat?

Actually, there is an answer to this statement that is as feared as "you are the father". Though it is a question.

GF: Does this {article of clothing} make me look fat?
BF: Before you ask me, ask yourself, 'Do I feel fat wearing this?' Then, maybe I can give you a better answer!

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