Dog Crawl

1. Noun - Litterally, to be forced to crawl underneath a row of well-hung canines, thus allowing each of their phalices to graze your face or outright bump you in the eye. Occaisionally leaving a smear of clear liquid.

2. Noun - Any event or circumstance that is utterly terrible and is comparably as unpleasant as a literal dog crawl.

1. "Dude, in guatemala they employ the dog crawl as a form of capital punishment!"

2. "Crew practice was a dog crawl today. Coach made us do two 6k pieces."