dog envy

When you see other people out with their dogs and you wish you had brought your dog.

“The festival was fun but we should have brought Rigby. We spent the whole time suffering some serious dog envy.

wiener dog envy

When you are a Dachshund aficionado and you see someone with a wiener dog that’s better than yours.

There’s nothing more distressing than a bad case of wiener dog envy.