dog hair

Excessively hairy female bum crack that resembles a sheep dogs fluffy wagging tail

For christs sake Sara, pull your trousers up. Your dog hairs on show and its not a pretty sight.

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dog hair

dog hair

the dog hair is all over the floor

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hot dog hair

Hot dog hair is when you shave your hair down the middle but the keep the sides at their usual length. Basically, it is the opposite of a mohawk.

Wow Luke, your hot dog hair looks so good on you!

Dogs hair by the nose

Traditional hangover cure.

Before the days of paracetamol, a traditional rumoured cure for a hangover was to put a small amount of dogs hair (or a whole dog) to your nose.

The pheromones given off by canines were said to help alleviate dry mouth and headaches caused by excessive home distilled gin and other strong alcoholic drinks

Hey, Emily, my hangover is terrible today.

Try some dogs hair by the nose!

Wow, thanks, i feel so much better!

wet dog hair

When you're sucking someone's balls and their ball hair gets in your mouth, then they have wet dog hair

This girl was sucking my balls then me wet dog hair

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A dog shedding hair

Their just giving magical fibers of joy

A dog shedding hair is the po po

Finer than a dog's hair split three ways

Means that something is very fine, or that you feel excellent. If someone asks how you feel and you simply say "fine", you might just be saying it out of convention. Adding the "dog's hair split three ways" shows that you actually mean it.

Another form of the expression is "finer than a frog's hair split three ways", although literal frogs do not have hair.

You: How are you doing today?

Me: Why, I'm doing finer than a dog's hair split three ways!

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