Bitch
The way you can call a female human a bitch without being vulgar
If anyone ever refers to you as a dog with a placenta chances are they are calling you a bitch on the under this dog with a placenta
This dog with a placenta is trying to get me to sleep
BITCH the definition of a bitch is a female dog, only female dogs have placentas.
This dog with a placenta is trying to get me to lay down and sleep.