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A woman who has that slutty/sexy look who as soon as you look at her, you know that she likes it on all fours...you can just tell she loves it doggy style, hence the name a dog woman. Dog woman tend to confident with their bodies and just want it hard.
The best celebrity example is Gwen Stefani. She is not the hottest girl out there, but you can tell in one second that she loves doggy style...maybe even begs for it.
Mitch: "Hey Zack check out that girl at the other end of the bar drinking the apple martini. She looks naughty."
Zack: "Dude, she is definitely a dog woman, no doubt about it."
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someone who's rarely shaven stubble vaginal passage can hold up to 4+ fingers and be content. Tends to have a face slightly resembling a cromagnon with slightly protruding eyebrows. It stands at about 5' 10" and is broad shouldered. This creature has hair that is long and matted from overuse, and an upper lip with a thick layer of blonde hair that the creature pretends doesn't exist.
Bob said, "Wow i can't believe that Bailey Smith said my hand wasn't enough so I had to use my head!" Jeff replied in disgust, "WOW! What a Dog Woman! There should be a warning on those things!"
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someone who's rarely shaven stubble vaginal passage can hold up to 4+ fingers and be content. Tends to have a face slightly resembling a cromagnon with slightly protruding eyebrows. It stands at about 5' 10" and is broad shouldered. This creature has hair that is long and matted from overuse, and an upper lip with a thick layer of blonde hair that the creature pretends doesn't exist.
Bob said, "Wow i can't believe that Bailey Smith said my hand wasn't enough so I had to use my head!" Jeff replied in disgust, "WOW! What a Dog Woman! There should be a warning on those things!"
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A mentally defective woman who lives with lives with a large number of dogs.
"Old Lady Hightower's got her new rent house knee-deep in dogshit. She knows if she lets 'em outside to crap, they'll hit the road and never look back."
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A short, "spunky" or "perky" woman who wears high heels to compensate for her inferior height, wears power suits, always has a cell phone against her ear, and talks about her great corporate job. Lap dog women are usually thin (but can be chunky), are "cute," and always say that everything else is cute ie "that skirt is soooo CUTE!" Lap dog women often order coffee drinks that are excrutiatingly precise, ie "I'll have a grande skim half-caf soy mocha with sugar-free caramel, extra foam, 180 degrees, and no whip." Lap dog women also wear lots of makeup, are always having their hair done, hit the gym, and drive SUVs or jettas and acuras. Lap dog women perceive themselves as "together," "hip," "organized," and "upbeat." Others perceive them as ambitious soccer moms who just haven't let themselves go (yet). Lap dog women are usually in their 20s and 30s, newly married, and probably rely on their husbands to pay the real bills so they can keep buying $400 handbags. Many lap dog women were members of sororities in college and majored in business in college (particularly marketing). Lap dog women do not usually earn graduate degrees, although some opt for the MBA. Lap dog women are symbols of corporate success and mainstream, mind-numbingly mundane and superficial US culture. Lap dog women exist throughout the US, but are most frequently seen in southern California and in larger cities in the Midwest. It is their dream to land a great corporate job in New York City (of course) where they would have more access to "cute" designer clothes. Lap dog women are known for their fake and perky "can-do" attitude, saying "great" and "cute" and for pronouncing every vowel as if it were 10,000 shorts A's ie "I haave to go to the baa--(like a sheep)--hroom."
I had to wait for my coffee for three hours because there was a lap dog woman in front of me.
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Whereby a man jams his genitals through his legs to various degrees in order to give the appearance that he firstly, from the back, looks like a dog. Rotates with cock and balls still tucked to look like a woman and finally releases the package to provide the man.
I got bored the other night so showed my girlfriend the full dog, woman, man.
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A man who is afraid of his wife or girlfriend, so he obeys what she said
You're such a woman's dog. You abandon us when you get the girlfriend. Don't listen to what the woman said. Come and hang out with us.