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pursuing a relationship with a girl between the ages of 11 and 13 when the pursuer is between the ages of 16 and 18
Guy 1: "That chick over there's totally into you!"
Guy 2: "But she's like 12?"
Guy 1: "So?"
Guy 2: "I'm not doing a david."
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When you feed your pet puppy dog a meat feast pizza and when said dog inevitably dies you act sorry but don’t accept you killed it despite you feeding it a pizza twice it’s weight
“Oh don’t overfeed your dog! You’re doing a David!”
When you leave you microphone muted and continue to talk without realising in the party chat
"unmutes mic" I was muted!
Friends: Were you doing a David?
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To do a David; when you're undertaking any boring or monontanous task. Derived from the name David - that guy who drives an orange Renault Megane but calls it African Sunset.
What you get up to this weekend? Oh, just doing a David. What's that? You know, To Do a David; planting the front garden border, insulating the loft, washing the Megane.
When somebody kicks a ball over a very tall fence several times per game
David is doing a David every Tuesday...
Shit myself whilst out running
I’m just popping out for a jog. Hope I don’t do a David Cox. Save me some Pampers.
Posing yourself like a sculpture in museum
John do a David, I will post in on my insta.