doing a ravi

a) doing something very stupid
b) blowing all your money on a particularly poor hand of poker

Named after a relatively infamous London gambler, who was a minor Metro celebrity for several weeks and well known for a deluded self belief that he could play poker well.

'Man, I just lost all my cash at poker!'
'How?'
'I was doing a Ravi!'
'You spaz'

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do a ravi

Doing a ravi is when a man has sexual intercourse with a woman, then jizzes on her tits, scoops the jizz up and force feeds it to the woman like feeding a pony.

Person 1: are you going to shag your girlfriend tonight?
Person 2: yeah man i'm gonna do a ravi!
Person 1: yum yum yum!

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