doing a luke

hanging around totally intoxicated, hugging strangers or - even worse - friends who are not doing a luke at the moment.

doing a luke also includes moving like a tard and talking gibberish (mostly about their drug use) and almost exclusively applies to young, money whoring guys in the event industries.

Alex: "I'm worried about Dave. I just met him and he did a luke."
Chris: "Yeah, his success went to his head. He should take less drugs and stop doing a luke."

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Do a Luke

When a man masturbates and cries at the same time, based on the first man to do so: Luke V in 1973.

Friend 1: "God damn, after breaking up with Tony's sister, I had to do a Luke in my room!"

Friend 2: "I'm real sorry about that man, no one should ever have to face doing a Luke!"

do a Luke

To 'do a luke' means to always leave your mobile phone on your desk and never in your pocket where it needs to be so people can get in touch. If you frequently 'do a Luke' you may be considered forgetful.

To do a luke: "Gareth has done a Luke!" - meaning Gareth has left his mobile phone on his desk so we can't contact him.

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Do the luke

The act of making your feet COMPLETELY do a 180, while holding a beer in one hand, a cigarette in the other and yelling "I'm a drinkin' Som' bitch!"

"Dude did you see Jeff try to Do the luke? He busted his ass and spilled beer EVERYWHERE!"

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Doing a luke

When you let someone smear poo all over carpets and floors in your own or someone else's house

'That party was wild last night, can't believe that tall guy was Doing a Luke all over the new carpets and floors!'
'I heard he's known as the Brighton Bumda'