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Doing Frog

Getting on the ground and holding your breath until you change color. While doing this your mind goes to an alternative state where you can turn all grass to beef jerky. The you eat the grass, then you die.

I tried doing frog for the first time last night. I died.

by Monarchwaterdog October 31, 2014

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do frogs have watertight assholes?

An answer to any question which is obviously yes.

Dude: Are you shitfaced?
Guy: Do frogs have watertight assholes?

by twobitp October 11, 2006

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