Dollar Douche

A low life person not compared to a average douche. Whereas you can find a regular douche at high class establishments like K-Mart or Walmart, a dollar douche can only be found at a dollar store. This is the caliber of person who warrants a title even less than a regular douche.

"What do you think of Newt Gringrich?"

"He's only a dollar douche."

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Five dollar douche bag

A subway sandwich artisan.

Job Description and Duties
Five dollar douche bags perform several duties during a typical shift. Five dollar douche bags assist Subway customers with orders, prepare food to customer specifications, operate cash registers, and complete other jobs assigned by a Subway manager. Five dollar douche bags with Subway also field customer questions and complaints about personnel or products. Five dollar douche bags may need to complete other duties apart from customer service, including cleaning and stocking. Five dollar douche bags at Subway may need to clean kitchen, restaurant, and restroom areas as well as stock food goods when supply runs low.

dollar store douche

A person who is so much of a douche bag, that they are not described as an ordinary grocery store purchased douche bag. They are so atrocious, that they are the generic brand, white boxed douche bags one would find at the 99 cent store.

That duck-tail kid at the party was a fucking dollar store douche.

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