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"<Pimp J> damn, I've been doing too much dolphin fucking lately."
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when ur fuckin a girl doggy style and pull it out real fast and stick it in her ass real quick and shell make the noise EE-EEE-EEEEE like a dolphin.
i was doing her doggy style and for the hell of it i dolphin fucked her. never did hear from her agian.
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When you are having doggie style sex, lick your thumb and start rubbing it on the asshole of your partner, she will look back over her shoulder and say, "uh uh" repeatedly in a high-pitched, dolphin-like sound.
Man, it was like I was screwing Flipper last night.
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A fuck boy or jock that is at the beach or swimming.
Do you see those fuck dolphins over there?
Shouldn't you be at the beach with your other fuck dolphins?
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1) (n.) A descendent from a genetic engineer born in Norway, Sweden, or Finland who fornicates while guiding the strings of a puppet to make him/her do the hamster dance.
2. (adj.) The act of speaking to “said”, genetic engineer from Norway, Sweden, or Finland while swinging the hammer of Thor the God of Thunder and while doing so singing the Macarena to your pet hamster.
this migger merm gorilla dolphin puppet fucking thunder cunt is not gonna pay me money cause he is a bitch
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When you use only one foot and one hand while using an elliptical.
Dude1: I think that guys using the elliptical wrong.
Dude2: no man, he’s just dolphin fucking