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Well, it's dolphin pussy. It's when the pussy is so slippery wet it's like you're inside of a dolphin.
Oh man! Her dolphin pussy made me cum so fast!
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Mean when a vagina is real pretty and looks like a Dolphin beek
Dude I bet ol girl right there has Dolphin pussy
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Female dolphins have vaginal secretions that male male dolphins cum repeatedly. Scientists decided to try if it strictly affected only dolphins so took some Dolphin Pussy Jelly and smeared it on a male primates penis. Oh, boy. It worked. It worked so well the primate had a heart attack.
While this is a popular copy pasta it’s also been a popular “joke” human males have made about wanting to die this way.
Andy; I’m so sick of this, I’m so close to getting my hands on some Dolphin Pussy Jelly and ending it
Simon: wait is that true?
Andy: please, Google dolphins pussy jelly. And make sure you don’t forget the word “jelly”
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