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the pizza company you think of first when you want a fast delivery, or to pass a bad check.
I'm hungry, but I don't have any cash, so I called Domino's.
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a shit job only a pothead would want
domino's house of dumb fucks needs jobs too
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the act of public sex on car parks, namely beside pizza takeaways, where said act could be construed as statutory
Did you hear about Martin last night?
He Dominoed a girl beside Lidl, heard he slapped her a bit as well
Did she want the Portuguese Sausage Pizza?
DOMINOING LAD
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A pizza delivery franchise run by people who are easily duped into thinking that they delivered the wrong thing, therefore making your dinner free of charge. This can be done over and over again, even when complaining about things you were given for free.
If speaking a staff member who's first language is not English, garlic breads and potato wedges can also be obtained by claiming to have vouchers. The drivers never ask for these.
During quiet periods one can also obtain a free ride home by ordering one of said free pizzas and telling the driver you will tip him if he does you a favour.
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To completely finalize an event as in win, or triumphantly discontinue; whilst adding a slap to the face of the loser.
If somebody throws a glass at you which severs parts of your hand, in turn, needin complex surgury. If perchance, 3 years later, their car turns out upside down, that's friggin DOMINO!
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Pizza chain started by Tom Monaghan, a native of Michigan.
Barry was arrested for DWI while delivering a Domino's Pizza.
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1. n. A white rectangle with black dots on it.
2. n. a 2 player game where you have to match dominos with 5 dots to another domino with 5 dots, and dominos with 3 dots with another domino with 3 dots and so on. whoever runs out of dominos first, wins.
1. Is that a spotted box or a domino?
2. I just put down my domino with 5 dots next to your domino with 5 dots and now i am out of dominos, so i win!
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