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Dong Water

This is most typically referred to as the toilet bowl water once a man's penis as poked itself into the murky depths. When a penis infiltrates the vile waters of the ceramic oval office, the water turns into Dong Water. Similar to bong water in the sense that once clean water is now tainted.

In other cultures, known as "Poop Dick"

I was pooping at the public walmart restrooms and felt my dick submerge into the icy cold waters of the unknown. I knew immediately that I birthed a new batch of Dong Water. Unsafe and unsanitary, I immediately ran away.

by sixty7gt500 July 11, 2014

24πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Dong Water

A slang term for urine/pee/piss/tinkle

I just dropped some dong water in the bathroom, let's roll!

by Dark lord tizzy April 15, 2016

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


dong water

The result of a man taking a piss.

Derived from "bong water", the water used in a bong (obviously); and "Dog Water", one of the phony advertisements on "The Ren and Stimpy Show."

After a long night of drinking Rolling Rocks and playing video games nonstop, the Angry Nintendo Nerd had to reach for the pause button -- he desperately needed to let off a couple quarts of "dong water"...

by Jason L. June 10, 2007

12πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


dong water

dick sweat. straight fucking dick sweat.

my mom was making fun of me today. she’s literally fkn dong water.

by c0keboys February 27, 2021


Water Dong

Term for a water bottle filled with a clear alcohol, preferably cheap vodka.

Yea I snuck some vodka in with my water dong. I am so drunk, I have been water donging it all day.

by cobrandy June 15, 2010

5πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


bathtub toilet water dong

The act of putting your dong in the toilet and transferring it to the bathtub filled with water.

When I was at home, I had to take a shit. After I was done shitting, I gad to rinse my dong in the water of the tub. Then was born a new batch of bathtub toilet water dong

by Fart dong December 6, 2021