dont give a flyingflip

dont give a flyingflip combines dont give a fuck and flying fuck a non vulgar non offensive way to tell some one you dont give a fuck when cussing and profanity are out of the question or are not wanted

dude you stood me up at the theater last night

man did not stand you up at the theater i told you walk home i dont give flyingflip about your feelings

dude you are cold and mean and i dont give a flyingflip about your feelings either