When you take a nasty diarrhea and it is all liquid and it stinks
“Jim, don’t go to the bathroom for a while, I just cooked up some doo doo batter in there.”
“That’s nasty!”
Shit.
Call me a pooh pooh platter, cuz I be eatin’ Michele’s doo doo batter
A cake batter made out of shit.
The doo doo batter was perfectly mixed.