doodle lupus

Doodle Lupus
Origin: late 21st century English

Noun

1. (Medical) Described in late 2021, a disease primarily psychiatric in origin, wherein all perceived ailments are related to a singular underlying source. It is characterized by diffuse pain, poor sleep, minimal activity, victimhood, and a feeling of specialness, significance. Uniformly fatal within the mind.

2. (Astronomical) The hybrid poodle and wolf. A constellation situated close to and almost within Uranus.

“My husband won’t talk to me, my house is a wreck, and this flare-up of doodle lupus is causing extreme brain fog with 10/10 pain, so yes, Terry, I’m going to need an extra hour coming into work today.”