door mouse

A censored version of "dumb ass" for use in front of your kids or co-workers.

Code for "A total moron"

Mom: Johnny's friend is a total door mouse. He got a pencil stuck up his nose again at school.

Dad: I know what you mean. This is the second time. Maybe they shouldn't play together so much.

Johnny: Do door mice like pencils, mommy?

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