dorm room

A tiny shithole where colleges make their students live; a square or rectangle-shaped block typically conveniently located near a sound source that is of the utmost annoyance.

Francis: "Hey Mohammed, how is your dorm room?"
Mohammed: "Fuck this shitbox. All I hear all day are firetrucks and ambulances obnoxiously blaring their sirens and also the douchebag down the hall who won't shut the fuck up."

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dorm room tee

awesome t-shirt with something about college on it. dear professor shirts are pretty awesome especially.

Dude nice t-shirt.

Yeah its a Dear Professor dorm room tee.

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Dorm Room Whore

1. An individual in college who shows up unannounced and uninvited to sit and tell every single problem and complaint that they can possibly think of
2. Does not understand social cues
3. Inappropriate goes into great depths about there sex life and weird sexual desires.

"That girl Danielle is a dorm room whore, shes always just walking in and telling us all her business and sex desire. SHES WACK YO!

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Low Cost Dorm Room Prostate Exam

When your roommate in college obtains rubber gloves from an unknown source and proceeds to offer you a discounted prostate exam, so long as you return the favor. After making sure you are both cancer free and ready to set up shop, you proceed to start an ass check factory in your dorm room. It is not uncommon to invite certain faculty members, janitors, teachers, and hall mates into your makeshift clinic for a quick "slip of the shitter." Most clients leave humiliated, stained, and with a loose butthole. Despite willing (some unwilling) customers dissatisfaction, they often remark that it is still far better than going to a regular doctors office.

Undergraduate History Major: "Hey Dr. Travis, would you like me to put a gloved fist inside of your asshole and wiggle it around? We call it the Low Cost Dorm Room Prostate Exam."
Interested Professor: "Well go again son, so long as you don't pull out the lightbulb I stuck up their last night while watching Judge Judy."
Undergraduate History Major: "It's free so long as you look me in the eyes and call me The Old Pretender."

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