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A son of a bitch who is also themselves a bitch.
I went to the grocery store and this guy took the last box of lucky charms right as I began to reach for them. We locked eyes and he basically ran away. He didn't even have the balls to apologize. What a double bitch.
Double Bitch, the over exaggerated way of calling or defining someone as bitch.
Example 1:
man my fourth period teacher is a double bitch i can't believe i let it slid she gave me the paddle last week i swear if that shit goes down again ima say "fuck that bitch" and i am going to drop her ass ima be like boom!!
then i am going to show that double bitch who's the boss.
Example 2:
Jim:Damn, i am so scared to talk to that fine ass girl across the room.
Bob: Dude just go talk to her, why are you still standing here?
Jim: because i am just scared.
Bob: what??
Jim: she might reject me and make fun of me in front of everyone.
Bob: Man!?!? you're acting like a pussy a fucking bitch no not even you're acting like a DOUBLE BITCH.
jim then listens to bobs advice and gets rejected anyways.
the end
example 3:
Mitch: hey steve hows life going with your girlfriend rebekah.
Steve: oh it's whatever.
Mitch: what are you talking about you have to be the luckiest man on the planet she's beautiful.
Steve: oh her, shes just a slut you know what im sayin Mitch.
Mitch: Hey man stop talking about her like that ,you should appreciate her she's a goddess
Steve:hehehehehe she's just my double bitch just like what you are to me mitch.
Mitch: what.
mitch then gaggs,
Steve: hahahahaha nuts in your mouth.
and so mitch then dies from gagging on mitch nuts
all that he had to do to survive his horrible death was to stop being a double bitch.
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When one basketball gets wedgied on the hoop, and so you shoot another ball at it, and happen to somehow make both balls.
Me: Dude, Michael. Did you see Doug the other day? He nailed the elusive double-bitch.
Michael: Damn. Doug is a real hooper.
A hoe who acts like she gon' give it up but she never do and she give it to another asshole.
Daaamn, Judy is one double crossing bitch.
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a person that lives by double standards, one that feels that if they do something it is okay, but if another individual were to do the same thing it would be wrong. And the ''double standard bitch" would judge them for this.
Person A' : Hey man! 'pokes person B in the arm' what ya doin?
Person B' : nuthin 'obviously annoyed'
Person A' : 'pokes person B in the arm again' come on you gota be doing something.
Person B' : dude i hate when you poke me in the arm please stop.
Person A' : 'pokes person B again' god your being such a little bitch!
NEXT DAY
Person B' : 'slaps person A on the ass' and says laughing good game haha.
Person A': MAN WHAT THE FUCK DONT TOUCH MY FUCKING ASS I HATE THAT SHIT FUCK YOU ILL BEAT YOUR ASS!!! person A pushes person B
Person B' : Wow, your such a little double standard bitch.
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(said as one word.) The act of backhand bitch slapping someone (especially someone who is a bitch) twice in succession.
She wouldn't listen, so I had no choice but to double-backhand-bitch-slap her.
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(phrase); when two or more males tag team a female causing her breasts to for opposing circular motion. Meaning one bouncing clockwise and the others moving in a counter clockwise rotation.
Ex: we about to go and "double dutch that bitch'